What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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