What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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