I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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