Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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