Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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