I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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