It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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