I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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