David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize