Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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