she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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