Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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