Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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