Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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