playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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