Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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