"it" just moved
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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