what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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