I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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