Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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