So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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