I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
there is puke in my bra ... again
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