Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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