We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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