white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
