I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm too high and old for this...
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