How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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