i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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