her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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