but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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