So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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