im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
As shirtless as possible
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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