yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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