oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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