But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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