when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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