did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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