I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
