You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She told me I should be a condom model.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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