I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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