I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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