this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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