He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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