Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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