I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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