Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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