My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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