There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
3pm strippers are depressing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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