i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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