i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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