He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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