Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
How's work?
Spinning.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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