Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Randomize
