We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
only if we run a train.
done.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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