You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just blew my weed a kiss
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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