i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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