You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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