Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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