Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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