Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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