i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So much Jack, so little girl.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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